Personal: She's Just Not That Into You

Lately, there’s been a bit of buzz around females and their vulnerability in love, but I’d like to pay homage to two bad @ss women that verbally slapped heartbreak in the mouth. If you ever need to reference some mouth dropping comebacks here you go (just make sure you're not saying it to Chris Brown):

Revolutionary Road 

(When he tells you that he has cheated)

April Wheeler:

“To care, I’d have to love you...No, I don’t. You were just some boy who made me laugh at a party once, and now I loathe the sight of you…”

The Bachelor: After the Final Rose Ceremony 

(When he tells you he’s breaking off the engagement for someone else)

Melissa Rycroft:

“You put a ring on my finger. You should get engaged once in your life and you stole that from me. You should’ve just let me go…You are such a b@stard. Don’t call me. Don’t text me anymore. Leave me alone. Please.”

Of course name calling or verbal abuse isn't something to promote, but regardless, feel free to send me more Brain Ninja attacks (sorry the video is only a snipit).